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How Does One Take Profits? Asking for a friend.
I only take round trips. I can't get off the damn plane. I honestly need help here.

Don Vito
Mar 294 min read


Michael Saylor is a Legend
GigaChad...or maybe the future richest man in the world? Whatever you want to call Saylor, this post is simply a tip of the cap to him.

Maxine Nakamoto
Mar 262 min read


The Fiat Standard
You're time and money are being stolen from you...and you don't even know it.

Shitcoin Sammy
Mar 263 min read


The Curious Case of Fred Krueger
Fred Krueger, aka “Uncle Fred,” has had a comic book level villain arc in the Bitcoin Community.

Maxine Nakamoto
Mar 202 min read


The Only Crypto Strategy You Need
A Begginer's Guide to the Shitcoin Sammy Spray and Pray

Shitcoin Sammy
Mar 194 min read


In Response to Maxine...
A response to the previous blogger's unfortunate case of Maximilism

Don Vito
Mar 183 min read


Bitcoin is Not "Crypto"!
Calling Bitcoin "Crypto" is a Gigantic Misnomer.

Maxine Nakamoto
Mar 182 min read


ETH is Dead?
Has the world's second largest blockchain by volume run its course?

Don Vito
Mar 134 min read


The SEC is About to Drop it's Lawsuit Against Ripple and XRP
Here's why you still shouldn't buy it...

Don Vito
Mar 124 min read


The U.S. Dollar is Essentially Melting Chocolate
Fiat money isn't what you think it is...here's why.

Maxine Nakamoto
Mar 122 min read


Hello, My Name is Wen Moon
Hello, I'm Wen. Born in a tunnel beneath the trenches. Been grinding computer coins since grade school.

Wen Moon
Mar 111 min read


"Bitcoin Act" Bill Introduced in Both the Senate and House
Senator Lummis reintroduces Bill that would see the U.S. purchase 1 million BTC over 5 years.

Don Vito
Mar 111 min read


My Take on the SBR
Here's what I think you're missing about the Strategic Bitcoin Reserve

Maxine Nakamoto
Mar 112 min read


The Two Faces of Trump's Crypto Policies
Hailed as the "Crypto President," Trump hasn't been all sunshine and rainbows for digital asset holders.

Don Vito
Mar 103 min read


Is This Your First Time?
Crypto Market Shits it Pants. Wen Moon?

Don Vito
Mar 91 min read


This Dude...
Some guy on MSNBC is talking jive about Bitcoin.

Shitcoin Sammy
Mar 71 min read


It's Official...Trump signs Executive Order for U.S. Strategic Bitcoin Reserve
The Sonofabitch did it.

Don Vito
Mar 61 min read


SBF on Tucker is Proof We're Living in a Simulation
He's for sure having weird sex parties with Diddy.

Don Vito
Mar 61 min read


Selling BTC=Selling Your Soul
Everything Goes To Zero Against Bitcoin.

Maxine Nakamoto
Mar 62 min read


Why the Summit is a Big Deal
All Star Team of Blockchain Expected at the White House

Don Vito
Mar 62 min read
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